Yeah? Let me ask you something. How old is she? What’s her last name? What’s her favorite color? Her favorite number? Where did she go to high school? What did she letter in? What color are her eyes? What’s so unique about her eyes? What’s her heartbeat like? What’s her voice like? How does she hold hands? What side of the bed does she like to sleep on? What’s her job in the navy that she’s going for? What’s her middle name?
Fucking answer me all of these questions correctly and I’ll believe you’re sleeping with her. In the meantime, fuck right off you piece of shit. She isn’t the kind of girl to just go fuck someone. She’s proven that she’s committed. And she’s proven that if for any reason she can’t be, she won’t be. I’ve been to that hell, I’ve lived that proof. She has all of my trust and some pathetic asshole anon isn’t going to shake that. So fucking come at me.